Pet Peeves:
- Pants on a warm day
- Putting socks on
- Making sure the shampoo covers my entire head
- People who have 40 coupons, and don't bother telling the cashier until after everything's been totaled.
- Finding a package of OREOS, only to find 1/3 of an OREO is left in the package.
- Falling down stairs while holding a box
- Waiting
- People who don't get a joke, and try to correct me
- Cellulite
- Hats
- 50 year old hippies with curly hair who won't let you brush their hair
- Aging
- Going on a first date and realizing in the first five minutes that the bitch be crazy boring
- Eating most of a cupcake, only to find out on the last bite that it was moldy
- Using the gym bathroom and noticing someone peed all over the seat
- People who stop in the crosswalk
- Honda Civics
- Honda Fits
- Smart cars, and people who think they're awesome
- Going to ladies night, then realizing it's a gay bar
- People who give me their philosophy on life while they're drunk at a bar on a Wednesday afternoon
- Girls that don't tip me after a date
- Sunburn and bad tattoos
- Hearing a boring story twice
- Hearing any story that doesn't relate to me
- People who don't understand how great I am
- People that light off a twenty minute barrage of fireworks at 2:30 in the morning
- Old people yelling at me for doing something foolish, then asking me why I did it. I'm young, and in love, that's why I burned the word "Fuck" in your lawn, old man
- Being proved wrong
- Finding long strands of hair in my milk
- Having someone tell me the book was better than the movie. No shit.
- Road trips that end in Detroit
- People who use the same five machines at the gym for over an hour, but use only two, until you come over
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